“I explained we’re a family-run business, we have two young, impressionable daughters and we thought maybe it was best not to do that,” said co-owner David Stockton.
I’m not sure if this statement scares me more than it angers me or the other way around. The language used here makes it sound like David thinks that by painting rainbow colors on a cupcake, his daughters are going to turn into lesbians.
He acts as if, in order to make those cupcakes, he would have to explain to his daughters exactly what those cupcakes were for.
Family values: Gays can’t get married, join the military, have job security or buy cupcakes.
I’m going to write a yelp review, who’s with me?